1. 3 May


    ellendegeneres: We scared Alison Sweeney, and then she scared herself again. Twice.

    ellendegeneres:

    We scared Alison Sweeney, and then she scared herself again. Twice.

     

  2. 24 Apr


    the-absolute-funniest-posts: onlylolgifs:   This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    onlylolgifs:

     

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

     

  3. 21 Apr


    (Source: i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e, via epic-humor)

     

  4. 20 Apr


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  5. 11 Apr



    horse-ebook:

    donbroccoli:

    Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

    fuck

    (via succubitches)

     

  6. 11 Apr


    (Source: dongwoon, via ticketsandpassp0rts)

     

  7. 11 Apr



    I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

    1. Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
    2. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
    3. Me: We cool?
    4. Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    5. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
    6. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
    7. Me: So...can I get out now?
    8. Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
    9. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    10. Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
     

  8. 10 Apr


    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    lolsofunny:

    (LOL here!)

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    (Source: cineraria)

     

  9. 6 Apr


    ellendegeneres:

    Glasses that allow you to watch TV while laying down.

    (via epic-humor)

     

  10. 26 Mar


    theepichumor: Funny Stuff you like?

    theepichumor:

    Funny Stuff you like?

    (Source: ophthamovntn, via epic-humor)

     

  11. 26 Mar


    (Source: princesskaatie, via fuckyeahlaughters)

     

  12. 24 Mar


    ONLY JUST NOW DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.

    ONLY JUST NOW

    DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES

    WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.

    DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.

    (Source: breadlyjims, via itonlyscaresme)

     

  13. 19 Mar


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  14. 17 Mar



    foodnun:

    If you were in a relationship with me you’d have so much fun watching me on the computer and eating

    (via uderpia)

     

  15. 4 Mar


    the-absolute-funniest-posts: ltmstumtum: Found my new dentist. Oh my god IT’S REAL. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    ltmstumtum:

    Found my new dentist.

    Oh my god

    IT’S REAL.

    My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!